Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.
“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”
by Invader zyn May 26, 2024
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An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
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Big book

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.
That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!
by Pacha19 September 07, 2017
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The Book of Mormon

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN
1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"
by yo...danganronpa June 12, 2023
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book hipster

(Noun) Someone who reads the book before the movie comes out or before it is announced that a movie is being created based on the novel
My friends are total book hipsters, they read The Hunger Games and Divergent when they first came out as novels.
by laserbeamsarehot March 13, 2014
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Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.
I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.
by QuacksO September 22, 2018
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Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.
To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books
by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019
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