by Dr.dickglobber February 24, 2022
Get the goatmug. Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
by Shadraq April 18, 2020
Get the If you have a goat better tie itmug. "cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
Get the cake after sex is so goatedmug. by luvr October 3, 2020
Get the Goatmug. 
Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Get the Goat Ninjamug. 