When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
Get the life is two dates and a dashmug. When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
by memusic March 12, 2012
Get the A Date with Cristoforimug. An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.
I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025
Get the Ambush Datemug. A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
Get the Loser Datemug. by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
Get the Dating the Sockmug. Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.
A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY
by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022
Get the CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORYmug. by Jeff06999 May 27, 2023
Get the Expresso Datemug.