August

Officially become your boyfriend's pet cat/dog month

It's August girl cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 5, 2020

August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August 9

Send your bf tits pic internazionale day

August 9: lemme see them

by Brazorf August 7, 2022

august

if you were born on this month your dad failed no nut november

person 1: you know ‘hake’ was born in ‘august’.
person 2: oof that means his dad failed no nut november

by Your very good friend;) December 11, 2019

Headless day august 5

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

by KeIlistal August 5, 2022

August 4th

The day were every E has to shut up

Emma:”Hey guys”
Friend: “Its august 4th”
Em:”Aw shit”

by Epeoplehater August 3, 2022

August 2nd

The day where everyone sings “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie. Mostly Commonlg found with drawings of a drawn round-headed guy playing a piano in a video

It’s august 2nd!

“You…. Got what I need!”

by Eztekk December 12, 2023