When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
Get the work herpesmug. to do in depth research of someone and/or something, fiction or non fiction, involved with a comic, tv show, movie, and/or video game
"hey did you hear Jared Leto is going to play the joker in the new suicide squad movie?"
"what? i don't know if that will work, im gonna have to put in some nerd work on his previous movie roles to see if that was the right choice"
"what? i don't know if that will work, im gonna have to put in some nerd work on his previous movie roles to see if that was the right choice"
by peterwilson94 December 14, 2014
Get the nerd workmug. by Marbeezyy October 12, 2023
Get the Working the wozziesmug. by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020
Get the work me upmug. Using your inadequate investigation skills to try to make someone look bad or ruin. Their life is crazy work.
by LovelyLadyBookie November 7, 2025
Get the Crazy Workmug. A word used to express when you need to sound like you have a lot of work to do but will actually be doing nothing. This word is typically used in a work setting amongst your employees.
by The Real Kyle est.2001 June 20, 2019
Get the STIP Workmug. “Government work” is what one does for oneself in a shop on company time using company tools, machinery and materials. “Government work” “hides” the fact that you are stealing company resources by implying that it’s a secret, off the books, project. But since everyone knows what “government work” means you really aren’t hiding anything, you’re sharing an inside joke.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
Worker 1: What’s that? It doesn’t look like any of our usual products.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
by Gray_Hare January 16, 2025
Get the Government workmug.