Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023

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Skibidi Toileted

the act of using Super Smash Bros. character Donkey Kong's cargo carry to end a game by suiciding with the opponent in his arms.

"Yo he just got Skibidi Toileted in 2-1 stock game 5!"

by shwocka February 26, 2025

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Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.

Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?

Party toilet. Forever clean.

by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019

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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

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David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass

Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”

by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021

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Skibidi Toilet Inflation

Why are you searching this up.?
Are you Mental?
Are you Insane..?

Why are you doing this to yourself.

bro this is NOT gonna look good on your search history

Bronny had nothing to goon to, so he searched up Skibidi toilet inflation

by I’mSoConfusedRightNow January 12, 2025

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