hazy spade

To be "out of it". That feeling you get when you have lost your mind and start putting the television remote in the fridge and pouring orange juice on your cereal.

Bryan: "Where were you last night? You missed the best party ever!"

Nix: "Oh man, after all the drinking the night before I was so hazy spade, I woke up in yard with a bottle of Jack and a HeMan action figure."

by GingerNix February 10, 2010

Sun Spider

A ginger's moon spider. (See moon spider)

That was a true red head, I saw her sun spider.

by NoodlesFFTS May 4, 2010

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.

Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.

by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013

Black spider

Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin

1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam

1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia

by The tight rainbo rambo September 15, 2013

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Flavor Spade

A large tool or implement shaped like a Garden Spade, but used by only the most skilled in the Flavor industry. Made from Stainless Steel and typically used for mixing, loosening-up troublesome raw materials or flavors.

Did you see how fucked the beef extract was? It was like mixing glue and concrete together! We seriously need a flavor spade if I have to deal with that again.

by t4steless August 5, 2015