google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

Google

A search engine on the internet (that uses the google search engine) for all its "business partners". <- Actual meaning, look it up

The company in it is ownership by Alphabet and is maintaining a hold on youtube, gmail and adscence. While distracting you with techbro dude attitude since the google glass and their Stadia. Everyone of their services is trash that leads you hell. But don't tell your parents because they might believe in hell and gotten used to it

I want to invest in google stock but they keep making this trash every few year,
"Don't forget they still have their search engine"
"Oh yeah but I guess that will take a decade and I need COKAINE now.

by Hotpies February 9, 2026