first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.

“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”

by face of mars November 18, 2019

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

First Grace

-Turning 30

- First feeling of being old

- First Greys = First Grace

“My bones crack when I sit down”

“Don’t worry honey you’re just entering your first grace”

by Willywonkasgarbagefactory December 4, 2023

double-first cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.

My double-first cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

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