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Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Angel "'Tresemme'" Robles: THe First Juvenile Release: THe First Juvenile Release
Angel "'Tresemme'" Robles: THe First Juvenile Release: THe First Juvenile Release
by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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first bounce or fly

More Vietnam jargon. Originally refering to an alley ball or stickball game played in most neighborhoods. Used by some military (usually in betting)to describe how the body of someone caught in the "Free Fire Zone" would travel when they were hit by the snipers or shots from the perimeter
look!... man, look out there at 11o'clock... what is that dumb ass doing in there? can't he fucking read? Fuck`em, cap`em. Hold on man! Don't shoot yet - Wait a fucking minute... I'm calling "First Bounce or Fly!"... I got $10. that says this one's gonna be a first bounce...anyone `wanna get down with $10. on a fly ball?? Ok. You're on. Alright man, blast the motherfucker.
by pikkil47 November 18, 2009
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The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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double-first cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s child.
My double-first cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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first video on instagram

Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.
Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”
mugGet the first video on instagrammug.

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