One date warrior

One who only gets one date then gets ghosted, Will Emmert

Will Emmert is a one date warrior

by Bduckbald April 14, 2025

black date

The new monthly update on the way black people speaj

“Have you heard about the new black date? It’s pretty crazy

by Rain the angel March 7, 2019

donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.

Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date

by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

ghetto date

A poor man's date, cheapskate.

"Girl, did he Take you on a Ghetto date? What did you do, chase ducks or sometin'?

by Queen of Dolphins November 30, 2017

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating

Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating

(noun)

A dating reality where nobody meets real people anymore — just filtered versions, curated profiles, AI-polished bios, trauma-fueled expectations, and algorithm-approved illusions.
You're not dating a human. You're dating their simulacrum — a copy of a copy of who they think they should be.

Everyone shows up with:
• emotional baggage (the pathosphere)
• digital masks and highlight-reel personalities (the simulacra)

The result?
Two illusions flirting, trauma bonding, ghosting, love-bombing, and blocking each other — all before anyone meets in person.

Example:
“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”

“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”

by Monky Brainz November 14, 2025