Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"

Chad dies first again!

by Tomauto November 11, 2023

Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

first step-cousin-aunt

1. The daughter of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepdaughter of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The daughter of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first great-great-cousin-pibling

Great-grandparent's first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

by the forever virgin March 27, 2024

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state

She is the first mother of the President of the US

by Maria F. March 26, 2022

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025