bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021
Get the national be a dick to your girlfriend daymug. Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.
1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.
2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.
3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.
3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
Get the Your mommug. National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020
Get the National Message To Your Ex Daymug. An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan
by 2 pack July 3, 2020
Get the Your nanmug. The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
Get the your mommug. Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
Get the Suck your dick drunkmug. To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
Get the Break your Kevin Hartmug.