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Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.
-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.
by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021
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Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
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Shit freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
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Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.
by $&@/ September 25, 2021
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shit

when you give a shit to yuor stupid teacher shit mrs my teacher
Stranger: oi shit
by No body gives a shit September 28, 2021
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Shit poop

a Shit poop is when someone poops inside someone elses poop inside someones mouth
carrey loves it when i give her the shit poop
by Carrey Shit Poop September 28, 2021
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Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates
Me:shit
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