National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end

HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!

by あかさたは April 30, 2022

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National Bestie Day

on april 30th

Mark: Hey john did you know it is National Bestie Day?
John: no fuck off

by jroachcock199 April 30, 2022

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Dress fancy at school day

You need to dress fancy at school (ex: wheat a polo) on the 2nd of may

Hey are you doing the dress fancy at school day this year?

by Jackkkkkoooooooooiiiooooi May 1, 2022

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National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

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Hot water day

April 29th is hot water day! It is a day you spend appreciating your hot water.

‘Hey did you know today is Hot water day?’
‘Is it really?’
‘Yeah, its April 29th today. Would you like to spend hot water day with me?’
‘Sure i would love too’

by Cloud_Ash May 1, 2022

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National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

by pussyfairy May 2, 2022

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