Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.
by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010
Get the Fur Turd mug.by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017
Get the Bacon turds mug.When a person is using a public washroom and the occupants in the stalls next to them are having a conversation that they are not included in. The person excluded from the conversation is the turd wheel.
Three people are using a public washroom. Two of these people are friends and the other is a random person. The two friends have a conversation while taking a team poo. The other person is excluded from the conversation, becoming the turd wheel, and left to poop by their lonesome.
by KraftDeaner November 16, 2016
Get the turd wheel mug."meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the turd on a roll mug.(noun) the phenomena where one's mind accepts shitty and unsubstantiated theories, "fact", and/or views from a crazy uncle, solely because it somehow supports one's often privileged, sociopathic, or depraved viewpoints. Often one will use vocabulary that they do not understand. Also often occurs in fields where one is an expert because the read some "stuff" on the Internet.
Johnny said the COVID-19 shelter in place is stupid because Sweden has no restrictions and relies on herd immunity and this showing the rest of the world is stupid.
Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
by CaliWiseGuy April 20, 2020
Get the Turd Immunity mug.Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that
by tarballs September 20, 2006
Get the bear turd mug.A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.
Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.
Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.
Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016
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