european fruit

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

Fruit Cake

homosexual gay or a queer

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"

by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017

25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit

by Shorid October 1, 2020

Fruit Slut

Someone who is a slut for fruit.

He always wants to eat fruit, he’s such a fruit slut.

by Lucky-13 July 10, 2023

Fruit cake

A Person who is gay but with a cheery positive personality and gets over exited

Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022

fruit fairy

A gay man that tries to convert straight men into homosexuality so they can sleep with them

Dennis: john wood tried to take me to his room guys, he’s a fucking fruit fairy

by Augonurban February 15, 2023