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Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.
Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?
by The Mads November 24, 2020
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Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Tea sweet and twisted

The latest gossip with all the juiciest and nastiest details.
Girl sit down and give me the tea sweet and twisted!
by Little Pajaro March 9, 2018
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mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.
You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?
by scarygary30 June 20, 2020
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Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.
Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.
by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012
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London Tea Party

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.
Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.
by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022
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Arizona Iced Tea

Arizona Iced tea is the best drink🤷🏽 ♀️
1) “ jit im bout to get some Arizona Iced Tea you want one?”

2) “ IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION BRO😻”
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