Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.

A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card

by Ti'Era August 26, 2021

The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

C-card

C- for celibate

Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!

by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022

Card Player

A person that tries to befriend others to use them.

He used me like he was some type of card player

by A dumb potato May 23, 2018

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024