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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.
Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.
by Schizophrenic McMurderBus August 14, 2013
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Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.
Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.
by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022
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The second bus

Guy: YOUR MAJESTY THERES A SECOND BUS COMING!!!!!
Queen: Not the second bus...
by roadblock07896 December 26, 2025
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Dirty Bus Stop

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022
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Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.
Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021
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