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Book

Just a dead tree you look at and hallucinate.
Me: Hey, have you read any good books lately? You: Whats a book? Me: How are we still friends.
by XxMochi March 4, 2023
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Book

(Verb) To run away, or flee.

Forms: Booking, Booked, Books
"Get 'im, he's Booking!"

"Shit, it's the cops! Let's Book!"
"The moment he saw the girl's father he Booked."
by Galvamel August 7, 2019
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Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.
"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
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Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.
I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.
I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.
by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019
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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
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