I am the me

Yes, yes you are

Person 1: I am the me
Person 2: I am the yes

by YeahIamEpic November 18, 2020

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

12 AM

12 AM Is a mindset known by all men around the world as “Batman” This mindset happens to all men at 12 AM and it’s the reason that crime rates have dropped so much. Every man wakes up at 12 AM and essentially becomes Batman fighting crime till the morning

Person 1: Dude it was crazy at 12 AM last night
Person 2: Yeah I killed a robber

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

I am that guy from earlier

It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.

Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

amelie

amelie is the nicest and funniest person you'll get to know. she'll always be there for you and stick with you no matter what happens. you cannot replace her. whatever crazy idea you have she will do it with you.

everyone should have a amelie in their life

by dilflover05 November 22, 2021