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Beer Slam

the act of slamming the beer bottle/mug on the counter after downing the glass. can also be done by shattering the bottle against the ground or another hard surface.
Underage Kid 1: hey so did you guys drink that beer bottle last night?

Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.
by anonymous1289 February 1, 2010
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crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"
Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol
by WiffyFingers March 9, 2016
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Snow Beer

A beer, either bottle or can, that is placed in a snow bank near an expanse of freshly fallen snow that requires shovelling. The beer serves as both motivator and reward to complete the job.
1) That snow beer is going to taste wicked good when I'm done shovelling this effin driveway.
2) Dig me out one of those frosty snow beers my good man!
3) Watch where your throwing the snow you hoser, we're gonna lose our snow beers!
by Cordo Gooper February 24, 2011
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Beer Board

It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring
"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."
by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012
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Beer Nappy

Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.
Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.
by Eoghan Johnston January 3, 2008
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skunky beer

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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penises and beer

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>
by gabi September 7, 2004
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