space turd

Cigar or “poop” shaped asteroids that were discovered by astronomers recently also believed to be UFO’s by some researchers. After this hit the internet, people began joking around about it.

Tyler: Did you hear about that cigar shaped asteroid?
Internet Troll: Yeah it looks like a space turd. I guess Uranus took a shit.

by Amped1998 December 9, 2017

turd wheel

When a person is using a public washroom and the occupants in the stalls next to them are having a conversation that they are not included in. The person excluded from the conversation is the turd wheel.

Three people are using a public washroom. Two of these people are friends and the other is a random person. The two friends have a conversation while taking a team poo. The other person is excluded from the conversation, becoming the turd wheel, and left to poop by their lonesome.

by KraftDeaner November 16, 2016

Fur Turd

Pubic hair you swallow during oral sex, then expel out during your daily fecal dump.

Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.

by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

hiroshima turd

An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.

Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.

by Darknessthemexican December 10, 2006

turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.

Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016