Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary

Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering

by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

space turd

Cigar or “poop” shaped asteroids that were discovered by astronomers recently also believed to be UFO’s by some researchers. After this hit the internet, people began joking around about it.

Tyler: Did you hear about that cigar shaped asteroid?
Internet Troll: Yeah it looks like a space turd. I guess Uranus took a shit.

by Amped1998 December 9, 2017

edi-turd

VERB:
To click "Don't publish"  on a few definitions for no reason other than some random "editor" just voted "Don't publish" on the excremental definition that the "editor" just attempted to get published. The only redeming point of the practice is most definitions tend to be nonsense sentence fragments from someone with either a 3rd grade education or little to no comprehension of the English language.

Not to be confused with an EDITOR who are usually well spoken individuals whose job is correcting, condensing, and making suggestions on how to improve other peoples written material.

"Damn, my definition didn't get published. I'm gonna edi-turd every one i can from the reject link."

by i'm no body January 28, 2013

turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.

Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

bear turd

a large or "fat" nugget of marijuana, usually hydroponically grown.

Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that

by tarballs September 20, 2006

hiroshima turd

An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.

Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.

by Darknessthemexican December 10, 2006