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The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me
by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
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Surprise Pudding Popper

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.
John’s a surprise pudding popper & often hands out the most delicious snacks.
by Tooeager May 22, 2021
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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
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Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.
'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"
by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016
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Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022
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Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017
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