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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp
‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”
by randeyverse May 9, 2025
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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
by Muppet23 October 10, 2021
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Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018
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Noodling

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band
Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”
by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024
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