National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Smurf Day

January 2, is national smurf day

Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm

“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia

by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

National Cockwarming Day

Its on September 18th

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!

by darkypooo September 18, 2022

National Aster Day

October 15th is national aster day. On this day you appreciate the asters in your life and give them all your valuables
Maybe give them a hug idk

Shu: woah did you hear it's national aster day?
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money

by Penguin teeth October 2, 2022

National hug day

National hug someone day it’s 2nd of June if you see your friend or someone random hug them

Go up to them and give them a hug for national hug day

by anonymous June 1, 2022

national caoimhe day

March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!

Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!

by crayola February 3, 2022