Someone who sits on facebook all day long as looks at other peoples pictures until they have no more pictures to look at. A facebook creep see's a girl at a party then proceeds to run home to his computer, add her as a friend than look at every picture of hers. A facebook creep also knows where all the good pictures of the person is. A facebook creep sometimes will miss class just to creep on the girl he saw walking down the hall with the short shorts on. That is a facebook creep.
Matt Mose came home from an eventful night of partying at a frat, went to his computer, and immediately began facebook creeping on all of the girls he met that night.
by Josh Howe April 01, 2008
by Dropkicknoonan August 04, 2010
when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...
facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"
reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
by a nonymous duder December 06, 2011
A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015
Facebook Prepper
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 07, 2013
The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. February 25, 2014
Describes a person who is just any old person in real life, but on Facebook, is friends with seemingly everyone and gets tons of likes, etc. on posts.
A: John's a nobody at school... why does he have so many friends? Why does he get so many likes and stuff from the popular kids?
B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.
B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.
by dcmldcml April 30, 2012