facebook creep

Someone who sits on facebook all day long as looks at other peoples pictures until they have no more pictures to look at. A facebook creep see's a girl at a party then proceeds to run home to his computer, add her as a friend than look at every picture of hers. A facebook creep also knows where all the good pictures of the person is. A facebook creep sometimes will miss class just to creep on the girl he saw walking down the hall with the short shorts on. That is a facebook creep.

Matt Mose came home from an eventful night of partying at a frat, went to his computer, and immediately began facebook creeping on all of the girls he met that night.

by Josh Howe March 31, 2008

face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.

Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.

"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"

by ncmo April 4, 2010

Facebook Face

A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above

Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.

by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010

facebook hustlin

When people look on the same peoples facebook page, to be all in there business to see what is going on with them. Bascially three personal life and running with whatever they read on there.

facebook hustlin ex.. John poked jill.. they are defnitely dating,sleeping together etc. or John posted he went out on Sat. night and jill posted she had fun on Sat. night, and the " facebook hustler " assumed they were together and ran with it.

by Scagnelli January 8, 2010

Facebook Hypocrite

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.

Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"

by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012

Facebook Feeling

The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.

"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"

"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"

by The poop that took a pee March 13, 2012