Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!

by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

Chicken whip

N. (chî_ kin _wip) To be slapped, hit, punched, whipped, or flicked in the face by one's foreskin

Dont you backtalk me, I swear i'll chicken whip a bitch. Sorry dad

by TheSemenator March 31, 2011

Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

merry chickens

A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day.

Hey
Merry Chickens
Fuck you
Fine piss off then

by $horty March 21, 2003

Chicken and Finish

When you take a break from the girl in your bedroom to eat chicken, then come back to finish

ThAcKeRy: how was your first time?
Lego: I had to take a break
ThAcKeRy: what for?
Lego: to chicken and finish..

by 6canine May 2, 2016