Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

Toasted Bread

When a white trash person listens to rap, acts black and very ghetto.

Me: Hey why is Josh always with daquan?

Friend: Oh man he's just a toasted bread

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

White Bread

An incredibly basic or boring person that brings nothing to the table in everyday life or conversation.

Someone you really don't want to be friends with.

Synonym: Mayo
Abbreviation: WB

"These girls I work with at my new job are the worst" -Jules
"Why?" -AP
"They're sooooo boring, just some straight up White Bread bitches.

by Snaplatts May 3, 2018

Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.

Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.

by Steadlur October 9, 2025

Bread

THE MOST BEST FOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD! THERE'S SO MANY KINDS, BROWN BREAD, WHITE BREAD, RYE BREAD, HONEYWHEAT, AND MORE!!

Bread is the best

by yayayayyayaayyaayy March 21, 2024

Based Bread

The bread that hates all woman

did you hear josh concoy is eating based bread that makes him based

by Diar324 March 2, 2021

Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018