A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
Get the brandonmug. He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty
by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. The Domestic Overachiever
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020
Get the Brandon Langmug. the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass
by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021
Get the brandon hsmug.