A woman who pretends to be nice but deep down hates you. She will cook putato au gratin without even knowing how to spell “potato.” She loves family because they satisfy her need for live drama. She is a recovering addict of drugs, but will she ever go to rehab for her love of drama? Probably not. She’ll throw shade in between puffs of cigarettes, then laugh at her own “jokes.” Her cackling grows more labored the closer she gets to COPD.
Wife: I refuse to go to any more of your family reunions because you won’t stand up for me against that bitch.
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
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