shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

shit

something large most animals insects do. most dogs eat. most humans detest.

all beings enjoy

“i just did the fattest shit ever”

“my dog just ate his shit”

“i love shit”

“i cant with your shit”

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022

shit show

a meth head who makes meth by your creek

“damn you see that shit show”

BOOOOMMMM

by addy😭 August 21, 2023

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020

Shit sister

I have a shit sister, means to have a sister that's like a stranger to you.

Me: I have a Shit sister
Friend: oh damn want a new one??

by Nellie45 November 22, 2022

Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

by T.T.R October 22, 2020