French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

Shit donkey bitch

A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up

OH SHIT THERE GOES A SHIT DONKEY BITCH

by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

shit on a wall

When you half-ass anything. When you just throw out a guess.

"How did you do on the test Onalee?"

"I don't know I just threw shit on a wall."

by g00fyb0i445 October 2, 2017

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Shit Wreck

A turd that sticks to the toilet bowl and won’t flush.

Bob left a shit wreck in my toilet

by Dogegoldenfl November 28, 2025

Little Shit

Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.

2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.

'Oh no!'

'What?'

'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'

by abc chicken August 10, 2025