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the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.
I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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let's fuck until dawn

Let's have sex until the early morning
After going on a date, the guy asks the girl, "Let's fuck until dawn".
by Little Miss Cuberine July 15, 2006
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Frank's fresh fucked ass

1.Something to say when things dont go right (such as in a poker game).

2. A description of feelings or a situation.

3. Sometimes used as an insult.
EXAMPLE:
shit! I needed a king for a straight but all I got was frank's fresh fucked ass.

EXAMPLE:
Man: How you doing
Mann2: I feel like frank's fresh fucked ass thats how im doing.

EXAMPLE:
Dude you look like frank's fresh fucked ass!!
by Canacius April 10, 2005
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dick lickin pussy fuck

a insulting name for a person also meaning you suck dick and fuck pussy
he was such a dick lickin pussy fuck when he played ball yesterday

she was the best dick lickin pussy fuck I've had in a while
by papa tarvault February 21, 2009
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go fuck your mom

something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more
faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!
by bob williams jr. March 4, 2009
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fuck up dance

When Lee drinks enough that he thinks he can dance. Ryan: "Hes got the legs right but the rest is just fucked up" This dance is almost as bad as the Elain dance on Seinfeld, just without the thumbs.
Damn it must be a good night if Lee is drunk enough to do the fuck up dance.
by leethal August 6, 2003
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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
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