Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker

1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"

by Jackette55 November 30, 2009

let's fuck until dawn

Let's have sex until the early morning

After going on a date, the guy asks the girl, "Let's fuck until dawn".

by Little Miss Cuberine July 15, 2006

Frank's fresh fucked ass

1.Something to say when things dont go right (such as in a poker game).

2. A description of feelings or a situation.

3. Sometimes used as an insult.

EXAMPLE:
shit! I needed a king for a straight but all I got was frank's fresh fucked ass.

EXAMPLE:
Man: How you doing
Mann2: I feel like frank's fresh fucked ass thats how im doing.

EXAMPLE:
Dude you look like frank's fresh fucked ass!!

by Canacius April 10, 2005

dick lickin pussy fuck

a insulting name for a person also meaning you suck dick and fuck pussy

he was such a dick lickin pussy fuck when he played ball yesterday

she was the best dick lickin pussy fuck I've had in a while

by papa tarvault February 21, 2009

go fuck your mom

something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more

faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!

by bob williams jr. March 4, 2009

fuck up dance

When Lee drinks enough that he thinks he can dance. Ryan: "Hes got the legs right but the rest is just fucked up" This dance is almost as bad as the Elain dance on Seinfeld, just without the thumbs.

Damn it must be a good night if Lee is drunk enough to do the fuck up dance.

by leethal August 6, 2003

Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover November 22, 2011