your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 21, 2009

Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible

Its finally roast your parents month!

by Mistaken Mystery November 05, 2020

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

be quiet

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

by xdr5t3evq3q December 04, 2023

Find Your Rondon

When you gamble with your Fantasy Premier League transfer and it pays off. Originated when Sam Stockman picked Solomon Rondon, who went on to score a hat-trick.

FPL Player 1: “I can’t believe he scored a hat-trick”
FPL Player 2: “Find Your Rondon”

by SlamSockman May 12, 2022

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Pinching your tamale

Whacking your winkie

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 23, 2024