Shut UP Jeff

to tell someone to shut up with the name Jeff, after they are negative

Shut UP Jeff your such a negative nancy

by Mr. MEme MAN January 31, 2018

first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough

your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants

by carlygnash February 6, 2018

Knuckle Up

When two men choose to engage in mutual masturbation, implementing a "thumb war" grip and jerking themselves off simultaneously, locked at the knuckles.

Since he had a girlfriend, the young man decided to knuckle up with a buddy.

by DaXymbiont February 7, 2018

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

by Mary's February 10, 2018

twea’d up

Turnt up off Twisted Teas. Being completely wasted after drinking cans of Twisted Tea. Derived from “t’d up”.

Brad and the bros were so twea’d up on the lake waiting for some sloots to cruise by so they could yell “show us your knockers’”

by Chad (Brad’s bro) May 5, 2018

chew him up

Colorado DOC slang for...get off his nuts.

Damn this dope is do good i got from that dude.
Chew him up then.

by Gyost February 11, 2018