National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National viral day

January 10th (National viral day) is a day where all active chat discord members celebrate the creation of viralvegetable (we really love/hate him)

Me: HEY STINKY IDIOT!
Viralvegetable: what
Me: Happy national Viral day
Viralvegetable: I hate you

by HeavenAscension May 2, 2022

National Milf day

May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her

Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day

by BlackWomanLover May 8, 2022

National Cockwarming Day

Its on September 18th

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!

by darkypooo September 18, 2022

National Aster Day

October 15th is national aster day. On this day you appreciate the asters in your life and give them all your valuables
Maybe give them a hug idk

Shu: woah did you hear it's national aster day?
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money

by Penguin teeth October 2, 2022

National Smurf Day

January 2, is national smurf day

Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm

“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia

by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022