Noah

An asshole who will lead you on for months and not tell you that he has a girlfriend.

I just got played by Noah.

by Alexis Walker May 7, 2020

Noah

shit

Noah : noah

by jnio4nio[4jo-0[ December 19, 2018

Noah

Noah has friends not like Sean than Sean and Noah also gets men

“Noah you got more friends than Sean.”

by Cheesyweiny April 1, 2022

criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3

i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.

by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009

Noah

The hottest guy ever. Has a nice dick but always has to shit. He would look pretty in a wedding dress. He acts like a Kyle sometimes.

Noah: fuck examples

by Fuckit2021 August 13, 2021

Noah

Noah is ugly and has a tiny dick he looks like some uncooked ramen noodles with that ugly hair

Youre a Noah because your dick is small

by RomieDaHomie February 21, 2019

noah smeriglio

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.

wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.

steven: noah smeriglio

by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025