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willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
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Willy Willy

Similar to the act of Wet Willying someone, a Willy Willy is when you suck your pp, getting it all wet, then shoving it into your friends ear.
I’m so mad at you, when your sleeping I’m going to give you a Willy Willy”-John

“No please don’t”-Adam
by QWPFIEBWJC March 9, 2025
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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
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chilly willy

a penis that has been deep-fried, covered in peri peri then frozen
you've got a chilly willy
by XxholivenomexX November 5, 2020
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Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?
Hence the sayingDo you want to Willy Wonka”?
by sagdshgsdrterrrr June 24, 2021
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Willis MONKE

a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.
by WILLIS MONKEYYYYYY June 9, 2022
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