Street-tard

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.

Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.

by anonymous February 25, 2022

dippy tard

Someone who is blonde that is a dippy and usually is the center of attention in your group of friends .

That person at your party last night was such a dippy tard.

by Kangarooman521 June 11, 2018

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

Step-tard

Step-tards are fucking idiots who enjoy step-fatansy on porn/hentai and even in real life, these retarders think fucking a stranger that has nothing but literally a piece of paper to be related is "exiting". The worst part, they say shit like "the best thing of fucking your sister, is not being related by blood" (as if friends who consider themselves as friend were different). They self contradicted, they act Edgy, and the worst part, the brag about an social illusion as it was the pinnacle of all sins, when it reality step-tards are only overestimate a word.

That step-tard think fucking a step-sister is incest. If that was the case, I would've done incest when I fucked my gf because 2 moths ago I considered a sister.

by Mr. Memo Herdez January 16, 2019