Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022

skibidi toilet

also know as skibidi bop toilet, skibidi dop toilet, skibi toilet, skibidi toilet is probably the most sickening, ugly, horrible, awful, hideous, shocking-obscene, obnoxious, offensive, dreadful, nasty, unpleasant, repulsive, revolting, evil, appalling, gross, oathsome, repugnant, abhorrent, abominable, odious, gruesome, horrid, distasteful, nauseating, horrific, terrible, scandalous, noxious, horrendous, repellent, vile, foul, rancid, nauseous, disturbing, undesirable,, noisome, fulsome, repellant, hateful, unwanted, monstrous, objectionable, horrifying, detestable, despicable, miserable, disagreeable, contemptible, grim, heinous, unhealthy, sick, unwholesome, ghastly, unspeakable, atrocious, brackish, unsavory, grisly, nightmarish, dislikeable, macabre, unwelcome, execrable, uncivilized, dislikable, exceptionable, frightful, unholy, ungodly, unchristian, distressing, sickish, off-putting, grewsome creation to ever exist. if you say this to any generation other than gen z or gen alpha, they will either have a mental breakdown or unalive theirselves just cuz how cringe it is.

guy: skibidi toilet
lankybox: huh nice my next vid will be skibidi riz
guy: skibidi toilet
millenials: hOIHEUSHEFOSUHEIOFSHIEOIEFHSO *commits unalive*

by iphone 239836 s x pro gold February 19, 2024

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

20p toilet

The place I first had sex

John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?

by Mxxgaylad May 5, 2018

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017