Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
by sexual napalm July 12, 2010
"Her face looked like the south end of a north bound donkey."
"I went down on her and it looked like the south end of a north bound donkey"
"I went down on her and it looked like the south end of a north bound donkey"
by G-wangsta! December 22, 2008
savageass school, kids have sex in the bathrooms, teachers have sex with students, fights everyday
overall a KICKASS school
overall a KICKASS school
by lockeybigz January 04, 2013
Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
The UN of all high schools. You will find every race here. A mix of a lot of cultures. A pretty chill school with good sports and hot girls. Located in winterville nc just outside the city of greenville.
by Terrance Made-Up August 30, 2008
To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.
by yusef1103 July 16, 2010
In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
by sad clevelander July 10, 2010