a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Two pot nightmug. An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the freckle the potmug. by anonymous April 30, 2022
Get the Crog Potmug. Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.
Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021
Get the Crock-Pottedmug. by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016
Get the Pot wafflemug. by Topgun024 June 9, 2018
Get the Nug Potmug. by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022
Get the Pot-holemug.