Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!
Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!
by masterhobbit May 17, 2012
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Funky Cold Medina

The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
by Popped Culture April 07, 2017
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The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys
by 420yourmom May 31, 2017
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1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.
1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.
by Eridan from HSA June 17, 2017
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When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.
Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.
by AsianInfestation April 29, 2013
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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
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The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny
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