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beans in ass

beans in ass is when you put lots of baked beans in the ass and they have to be Heinz or else they will not get good beans in ass
by BIGSEGGSMAN June 18, 2020
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Jelly bean

Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice

"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"
"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "
by Cheesywilly June 11, 2017
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pito bean

It is a Dick that is as small as a dick
Damn that's a small PITO bean
by Pitobean101 August 21, 2016
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Bean Wrap

After the brain damage, he thought that beans, cheese, rice and salsa wrapped in a tortilla and warmed up was a bean wrap.
by Burrito Cultural Society August 11, 2022
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Frosty Bean

After you have too many daiquiris and then give a girl oral sex
I got really intoxicated and offered Sarah the frosty bean, she said yes!!!
by Bean Dover December 6, 2022
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gurbanso beans

"Umma crucifie you with these gurbanso beans"
by D4$A@026 June 21, 2016
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missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.
Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
by beanyboi July 30, 2018
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