April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
by Mtn Dew Hat April 29, 2018
May 12. The day that celebrates Amy Rose, the Sonic character introduced in 1992 in a manga as Emi and got remade in Sonic CD as Amy. She had a redesign in 1999 with Sonic Adventure and had playable appearances in Sonic Adventure, Sonic Advance 1,2,3 Sonic Hero and the Sonic Boom games.
by RebellionRoses April 26, 2020
by Bad bitch period🥴 August 02, 2020
National Daniel Appreciation Day is May 20th.
We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.
We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.
by Guap God May 15, 2019
A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
by floppy sausage April 23, 2008
National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by David feldabeldum June 05, 2019
National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
by Herr Shrek April 14, 2021